I had, like, really low expectations for parties in the fourth grade


"Prose about her pet iguana appeared in the school paper. ‘As he spreads himself unenthusiastically on his hot rock, a hint of sorrow spurts from beneath his lidded eyes,’ she wrote in a creative fever. ‘He is no longer the plump reptile I once knew and loved.’"

"Prose about her pet iguana appeared in the school paper. ‘As he spreads himself unenthusiastically on his hot rock, a hint of sorrow spurts from beneath his lidded eyes,’ she wrote in a creative fever. ‘He is no longer the plump reptile I once knew and loved.’"

mulders:

mulders:

i don’t think there are any episodes of the x files that pass the bechdel test

the bechdel files

dude…Aunt Becky is so hot
probably some gross boys from the nineties watching Full House but also me today watching Full House

Everyone just calls us best friends, best friends for life, like we’re just friends hanging out. We fuck and friends don’t fuck. I have never fucked one of my friends. -Angel Haze on her relationship with Ireland Baldwin

  • Sister: I saw your profile on Tinder the other day, and I liked you!
  • Me: Wait, really?! I saw your profile on Tinder and immediately deleted my account.

radioactivemongoose:

scully in 1x05

threelisabeth:

so sorry for my delayed response to this email, i have been very swamped being a confused and frightened idiot who can’t do basic life tasks like respond to her emails

god i spend like five straiht hours on that once every few months and i hate myself eveyr second of it

sometimes people are just yelling at each other for three pages, and it’s like…how did this happen??? how did we come to this and why??

i feel that way about all the lchat threads i follow. annoying and terrible but right on top of the news and gossip.

yes! so frustrating but so freakishly efficient. thanks to l chat I’ve learned that via twitter you can find out where a celebrity is at virtually any time.

wait what they were dating????????????????????????

yeah!! I thought everyone knew about this! I thought everyone was obsessively reading that terrible St. Vincent thread on L Chat

I mean, Annie would’ve been touring anyway though, right?

well the Emmys are on the 25th, and she doesn’t have any shows on the 24th or 25th, but I don’t know that it would have been feasible for her to go to the US then fly back to Europe after the Emmys in time for her show on the 26th 

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